Thursday, December 4, 2008

Christmas is Tight This Year...

Not much going on here today. Typical work day. Shawn is still at work until later this evening. I have Garrett tonight, but he's in his room right now on the computer and watching cartoons at the same that gives me some "Tammy time" for a bit....

as for the title of this post, I just now got a forward from my sister in law Rande and about died laughing as I was reading it....couldn't help but to share it. It really is funny, and we can all use a good laugh!!

My dearest friends,
Somewhat embarrassing to admit, with the economy like it is, I ' m not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You ' ll most likely agree that it ' s a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below.

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.

Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most
aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags

Oh come on! LAUGH out loud with me! This is too good!

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